"See Daddy, you told me to just leave my panties on and I still got them on even after you right properly shagged my little hairly love tunnel just like you wanted to, now we'll just wait and see if you put a bun in my fertile oven this time!!"
"And had to wait until after the baby was born to have a DNA test run to determine who was the real father? He-he, yep sure can and does happen that way sometimes!!!"