"Baby, this will be perfect for me to wear to Master J's party. He told you to buy me a sexy outfit for his party, and then you could come and be the official photographer. Do it, baby, buy me this so you can see me turn into a party slut."
"Eric, you are doing a great job cleaning the pool, I'll tell your boss how well you do. But, I don't see how you can work with that log in your pants - isn't that painful? Cum here and let me help you take care of that."