"When the girl takes her pantys off, bends over and you get the first feel, starting to rub her snatch....it's like that first sip of coffee in the morning."
"ME- I feel like my dick is gonna split open I am so hard. HER- Go for it. Don't worry about those people, what are they gonna do, call the police? (a true short story about a girl I really miss)"
"How many golf balls have been inside a pussy? Or a girls ass? How many were then used to play 18 holes versus being placed in a glass display box on a mans desk in his office? How many were popped out while the girl was upside down on a stripper pole? What fraction were range balls or putt-putt balls? These are my favorite Fermi Estimation problems."
"For my brothers in The League of the Hidden Video Camera, were you too rather shocked by the psychotic intensity with which some girls crushed their pussys when no one was watching? This is what really got me into porn....."