"Sorry, Miss Boss...you spoke to me so frankly...I'll do the same: I've always found you stunningly beautiful...please...if I have to masturbate...I can't imagine doing it away from you..."
"I see ma'am, of course the company want its workers performing on top. I am sorry for not thinking about the fact my productivity could be lowered by sexual frustration. I feel stupid for not thinking about, I need to serve you better."