"Sorry, Miss Boss...you spoke to me so frankly...I'll do the same: I've always found you stunningly beautiful...please...if I have to masturbate...I can't imagine doing it away from you..."
"I see ma'am, of course the company want its workers performing on top. I am sorry for not thinking about the fact my productivity could be lowered by sexual frustration. I feel stupid for not thinking about, I need to serve you better."
"Yeah, crunch numbers doesn't sound right. That sound like it involves math and computers and I remember what guys used to say in high school: "Compurers and math is for chicks!" Sorry about the wording, but "chick" was the word a teen boy used in my days ..."
"Love this one, there's so many ED captions but not enough captions about the opposite, being humiliating for being erect when you weren't asked to be."