"I love vintage porn. No pornstars. No sets. No lights. No expensive equipment. Just two naked people and a photographer. "Ya'll go out thar in the yard and git ta fuckin'. Imma take pictures of ya.""
"He likes to much on her fur burger four hours after taking her to Chipotle for lunch. That's about the time it takes them GMO beans to start fermenting in her gut... that's when she gets them stanky farts... when her ass crack smell like finding a dead possum in your grease trap."