"He told me to be very careful as he was very close, I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, then his willy exploded spraying spunk everywhere, I take it that's what he meant by very close."
"He told me to be very carful as he was very close, but I had no idea what he was talking about and then his willy just exploded spraying spunk everywhere, that's what he must have meant by very close."
"I told the teacher that David Jackson had flashed his willy at me, to get him into trouble. The teacher asked me if the boy was circumcised or not I told him I didn't know what that was, so he said did he have a foreskin or not and showed me what a foreskin looked like. Oh no I had just been caught out lying. I do hope the teacher dose not report me."
"Ok sir, to come into this country you have to have your penis locked up, no, no, no you can't do that, I'm sorry sir but it's the law and we will have to lock you in chastity until you leave, your joking right, no sir were, not joking. I would say your a size 2, that's good right size 1 is the biggest, no sir size 1 is the smallest, size 10 is the biggest."
"Are you sure it's ok to suck Miss Jackson, it not like mushrooms, some are poisons or anything. No your ok girls, you can suck them and you can even swallow the cream that comes out of them."
"Hay Bro, all the girls are talking about jacking off there boyfriends and watching them cum, but I don't really know what there talking about, so, if I strip off to my undies will you let me jack you off and watch you cum, you will oh brilliant, would you mind if I tasted your cum as well hehehe."
"The girls had fallen behind in biology so I said I would help them if they stayed behind after school, I think this is where seamen comes from, what happens when you touch it, it gets hard, make it hard, oh look it's getting bigger, what happens if you keep stroking it, yak what's that, hahaha, I think it spunk, oh wow we made him cum."