"It was fair enough that they celebrated her and his birthdays like that but when she told you they were going to celebrate your birthday the same way you felt a little bit left out."
"You were watching a show with your new girlfriend. A couple of girls on the show were talking about how important it is to lose your virginity to a man with experience and a man that you love. She abruptly said "I-I need to go, I-I guess i'll see you tomorrow." As soon as she was outside she was texting her ex begging 'I know I said I didn't wanna be with a cheater but I need you to take my virginity so much now.' He just text back yeah, i'm just popping Christie at the moment, come over in a couple of hours.'"
"The way your ex would treat basically on the daily used to make you so angry, but now you're not his main bitch it sorta turns you on knowing how much pussy he gets."