"I know you girls are going to be all drunk and silly when you get home from the party tonight. Mommy said she was going to go to bed early but I’ll be up late working in my office downstairs if you want to have some fun."
"Oh Princess, you know you drive Daddy crazy when you wear those shorts around the house. I try not to look but the way you walk and push your cute butt in the air, I can’t help it. But you know Mommy works late tonight so maybe I can find out how sweet you look with those shorts around your ankles?"