"That happened to me yesterday. I was wearing a new butt plug and all of a sudden I had to take a shit. I pulled out the plug and shit flew everywhere. No matter, I'm used to it by now. Besides, it wasn't my bathroom ha ha ha"
"What do you think mister ? Now will you give me some cigarettes ? Tell you what , give me some vodka too and i will shit the next turd down your throat ."
"I did what you asked me to do , darling , i shit my panties for you , now please do what i asked you to do and piss over my face as you skull fuck mommy ."