"Hmmmm well my step dad runs a boat charter business, today is a bunch of 11 guys from Detroit on a bachelor weekend ...... He says were here to serve refreshments. Its $500 each for the day, me and my bestie Carrie are gonna get our brains fucked out when we drop anchor lol ....."
"My step bro gives me the monster fucking i needed, i love when he's home on leave from the marines lol ...... He fucks me into a coma and my legs turn to jelly"