""MIRANDA!" "Oh, hey Mommy, how was work?" "Work was fine. Um, what are you doing to your little brother?!" "Um, fucking him." "WHAT?! WHY?!" "Well Mommy, I came home early from school and I caught him in my room wearing a pair of my panties." "Oh dear." "Right?! So, I then said to him that if you want to be a girl then you need to get fucked like a girl." "Oh my." "Right?! So I went to your room, grabbed one of your massive strap-on dildos, the black twelve incher, strapped it on and I've been fucking him senseless for about an hour or so, really hard." "Oh my god Miranda. Wait, how do you know that I even have those?" "Really?! C'mon Mom. You don't think I don't hear you banging Daddy senseless every Thursday night after his bowling?" "Oh god.""