""Gee Mrs Greenwood, as your daughter's boyfriend, it's kind of awkward explaining that opening down there. Sure, it could be for cooling you. What's that? If I pull down my pants and almost lay on your back... maybe I could find a way of touching you with something that you're very familiar with...""
""Well Mrs Greenwood, as your daughter's boyfriend... to be honest... it only SEEMS to be a defect of some kind. It's actual effect is quite stunning. Breathtaking, really. And now you're taking it over the top... the way that your are... glistening...""