Thinking seriously of setting my
ball sack down in a next of chiggers.
Those little fucks can bite hard, and it
lasts for a couple weeks! Can you
imagine the pain and the itching?
Might do a test run with a few
bites and see how it goes.

Taking Ozempic but still throttling my
blackberry brandy. Will have to
cut back in order for that shit
to work.

Freaky Friday. Let's see, what
can I do today that is both
repulsive and disgusting?

still thinking of Greta,
I'll bet that ass is sweaty
and not wiped very well