"I learned that even if you force your girlfriend to serve beer and food to you friends during the quarterfinal matches, naked, you can't force her to smile."
"Her boyfriend blind folded her, snuck out, let another dude fuck her. After he came in her, he pulled the blind fold off and threw $20 at her then ran out the door. Now when she plays truth or dare, or Never Have I Ever, she has to fess up to prostitution."