I admit it. I have serious penis envy,. I want to goon for days. I want to stick it between allllll the tits. I want to hotdog every big juicy ass. And sure would fuck every hole I could. Watch women look up at me with big innocent eyes as they take my cock all the way down their throats. Have a wet pussy ride me, up and down as I lay back and enjoy watching her titties bounce. And I can't even imagine how fast I'd cum once I took that first tight asshole. Monogamy would be a laughable concept (it kinda is even now). I am so damn jealous I can't walk around with an erect cock all the time just waiting to give every possible gal the next fuck. Hell, probably some guys too.

Bucket list for me is to try glory holing. I have no idea where or how or if it would be safe. Any serious tips, advice, encouragement?

Faked a sick day to spend the afternoon masturbating. Feeling good about this decision 😉

Maybe a crazy question but about blowjobs: for you guys is it all (or mostly) about how well it's done or is it more about the visual of seeing your cock thrust into an eager mouth/throat with those eyes looking up at you?

There's something wrong with a world where I haven't been spit roasted in over 20 years.

Guys a 2-part question: if you got to nude beaches, how do you keep from getting an erection? Or, if you DO get erections, do you hide them or show them off?

I have not been able to get on Newbie Nudes for months...anyone else having this problem?