"It would be great to fuck you and get you pregnant......I could milk your udders and use it in my coffee and on my corn flakes. I'd invite the neighbours in as well, and we could see how many jugs we could fill."
"No, no, no, I don't believe it. That thing can't be human!!!! Look at the size of it......that's a horse or cow's cunt, surely. Don't worry about getting your fist inside of that enormous slit.....I reckon my foot would go in easy, and probably both feet. I'd use that hole instead of slippers, to keep my feet warm."