"Fucking amazing. Do you have anything recent, like with half of your colon hanging out like it's supposed to? If it wasn't, it wouldn't feel as good as it does when that happens, now would it."
"My fucked up wife, that I like that way, said I'm going to have an ass-cunt like this to match her inside out cunt if it's the last thing I do. Frankly I look foreword to it. Guess I'm fucked up, too."