"I believe that it was a certain Scottish gentleman sporting a Western Isles accent and performing under the stage name of Ivor Cutler, who famously regaled the world with various fascinating facts and advices, the most relevant of which, concerning this rather sexy young lady, would appear to be a timely word or two on how to avoid expensive Orthopedic and Chiropractic medical bills :
"If your breasts are too large, you will fall over - Unless you wear a rucksack"
We can but hope that she heeded Mr. Cutler's advice in a timely manner, thereby maintaining a healthier bank balance than she might otherwise achieve .... Kat xx
Smashing boobies though, aren't they ? mmm"