"WOW!!!!!! I am in love!!!! What an ass! What a face! What a Body! I would pay you a LOT of $ to spread your ass cheeks inches in front off my face and tell me, "You better be ready for this. It's gonna be FUCKING ENORMOUS,"
As I brace myself you grunt and suddenly SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR,LUNGS, "OH MY GOD!! I' M GONNA FART!"
And you let out a HUMONGOUSLY LOUD WET FART!
I feel your fart wind hit my face.
Your FART is so LOUD it CRACKS WINDOWS
YOUR FART IS SO WET IT SPRAYS AT LEAST 2 POUNDS OF SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE THAT SOAK MY FACE IN SHIT