"Look at those boys outside... watching and laughing at me! I'm going to have to face them eventually... go outside and bear their tormenting and mocking me! Bulling me! Picking on me! Making fun of me in front of the other boys! As terrible as this is, at least I'm safe inside with mommy. Here she won't let anyone hurt me... but when I get outside?!? Oh if I have to be a little sissy girlie, why can't I just stay inside with mommy and help her around the house? (sob)"
""Now stop being difficult and open up your mouth! I'm not the one who told you to flirt with the hot new neighbor. So if she wants you, she can have you... as long as she knows what she's in for when it comes to taking care of you, you big baby! Now after lunch, it's naked potty training time! You getting all of this, Amber? Hahahahahhahaha!!!!!""