"“Can you believe Tina’s daughter got pregnant in 8th grade?†Your wife said to you. “That’s what happens when there isn’t a dad in the home. Maybe you should go help her build the crib, Tina said she hasn’t been able to help because she’s working extra shifts to buy her daughter things for the nurseryâ€. -if only anyone knew the baby was yours"
"You thought you were just being the cool dad when you smoked a joint with the neighbors hippie stoner daughter after the end of summer block party. But one thing led to another and you had her bent over the lawnmower in your garage, pumping a huge wad of cum deep inside her cunt without a second thought. Now she’s about to end her freshman year and the evidence of that night is unmistakable"