Smear test today. Never fun, but absolutely necessary. Don't ignore it girls

Just had my first cock and dildo dp and it was my first proper dp ever. Both holes with filled with around 2 inch diameter each. Felt like this could be the start of a new chapter. ;P

My flat mate bought me a 12 inch cock and balls soap
carving for Xmas and honestly it's the most tactile
present I ever got. My hands have never been so
clean!!

Day in with the magic mike trilogy, my new toys and chocolate

Slutty secret santa today with my girls

So many profiles lost their avatar.... mine too btw. What I don't get is why nearly nobody simply replaces it?!

Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays

Does anybody have an idea why the animated gif in my latest gallery does not work?

hairy armpits season has begun... planing some nice photoshoots for the near future

One of my best girl friends likes to always hear my stories of big dicks. She is now single so for her birthday this week I booked a hotel and persuaded one of my studs to provide some private fun. When she saw him, fully excited her words were "Oh my God, well I would like to play with it if that's ok but I don't think I want him to try and fit it inside me". Crying with laughter!!!!