"My wife told me for one night I could invite other men round and do whatever we wanted to her, I asked her what night would that be, she said every-night."
"It was so nice of you to bring your mother in law with you on your vacation. I was wondering now that my daughter is asleep if this would be of any interest to you? Judging by that tent in you Speedo's, I would say yes, so get your face in there boy!"