My wife was going on a date with her boyfriend last night. I have to say she made a lot of effort to look nice for him. I was surprised that she had taken her wedding ring off, since she always says it's a magnet for a certain type of men that she likes. I asked her where her wedding ring was. She smiled and lifted her skirt and I could see she had looped it in her clitoral piercing so it was sticking out of her split crotch panties. Lois sure does know how to piss me off some days.