"How funny you should ask that question.. yes I have noticed the 'side effects' first hand for some time now actually - now that you bring up the issue"
"But I am! I'm already doing my best here Kirsten ... I'm spinning it doing the floppy wind mill dick shake... errrghh gnnnnehhh eerh erh.. nnnggghh"
"Oh wow.. I don't know what just happened here! .... Damn, I've actually just been hand humping to this with almost a semi hard firm-ish beta dick right now! Almost like 'real' strokes even !! ... That was so AMAZING! ...WOW! - It did cause some 'oh oh this is too good and all wrong' panic of course. I'm sticking with eye contact only now ... it was only because I caught a little glimpse of your bikini squeezed so tightly between your butt cheeks and that I wished that my face was that bikini ... I promise It' won't happen again. Don't worry. It's ok. I'm back to gooning limp again just like I should be. ... xoxo"