""Yeah kid, I know we told you that you could fuck me and Beth here, but what the heck, we brought you this stupid redhead from next door instead. To make up for the switcheroo, we got her a little boozed up... and the deal is that you can fuck her as hard as you want... all day...""
""Yeah, kid, we promised you a good time for helping us get the hay in, well, this naked one here is my stupid sister... and yeah, we got a few drinks into the dumb cow... and now she's all ready for a serious fucking...""
""You're right, Katie. The vodka has knocked this young boy from the beach flat on his back. And the Viagra is keeping that magnificent erection of his hard as a rock. I'll bet that we can go ahead and fuck the God damned shit out of him and he won't even know it. OK. Twenty minute turns. Katie, you're up...""
""Oh come on, Mildred, this kid is almost in the seventh grade... and... and just look at that huge erection. I mean... what the... and if he's going to let us climb on top and ride him... we'd damn well better get to it. And I'll bet he can handle a real serious God damned hard fucking...""
""Oh my God Helen, and you just finished riding this kid... hard... for what? Almost two hours? And just look at that fantastic erection! Well, Alice, we might as well get right to it...""
""Oh Miriam, we heard that you were inviting a couple of very beautiful young men to your party... and that they were crazy horny for much older women... with real handfuls of tits and mouthfuls of nipples...""
""Oh Bobby, thanks for meeting me downtown like this. My daughter said that if I could somehow persuade you to include me, that she'd be delighted if I came along on your two week vacation to the Caribbean...""
""Well Bobby, this is Mom and Gran. And, uh, yeah... my mom definitely has a thing for you already, right. And Gran? She's kind of shy, but... I don't know. I told her about your real affection for older women, and... uh... there's a lot more going on in this woman than most people realize. Oh look, Gran. See? He can't keep his eyes off you. And... oh my God... isn't his erection absolutely beautiful...""