"I'd never have sex with a woman, but Andi's ass is so flawless and delicious, I'd close my eyes, pretend she's a beautiful gay twink, and my tongue would be deep inside her ass for hours."
"Cutest woman on earth with a flawless slender body, gorgeous smooth legs and delicious feet and toes. I am a little surprised she put those horrendously ugly shoes on her fabulous feet though."
"AndiPink, AKA AndiLand, easily the cutest woman I have ever seen, and her flawless smooth legs and incredibly beautiful feet and toes are gorgeous beyond description."