""as this is my first presentation speech here at the oscars as you can see i have an assistant to make sure the nominations go smoothly. the first nomination goes to best porno in the anal category, and the nominee is....just a moment, i have to blow this cunt playing with my titties""
""and from this moment forward, if i catch ANYONE sucking my tits, they will be punished severely, of course, i mean from THIS moment forward""