"Well honey has a prize for doing the right thing on topless. Tuesday will also make it bottomless Tuesday as well and then once you’ve accomplished that it will be dick riding Tuesday."
"That’s a good girl, sweetie, but the only problem will be is if I don’t like it how will you make it up to me? I got tired of your mommies so that’s why you’re here."
"I got to shoot a ton of cream in six very tight holes that weekend. By Saturday night all three of them were begging me to knock them up. By Sunday afternoon, all three had gotten their wish, my sister with twins!"
"My sister's tummy started swelling with our first child less than four months later. Mom and Dad were furious when they found out she'd somehow gotten knocked up, but the real bombshell was the identity of the father! Mom had a nervous breakdown, Dad had a mild heart attack, and they haven't spoken to us since. My sister and I now live together about an hour away and have three kids together."
"Actually, you're offering two sweet treats there, sis...you've got a sweet little peach in front and a honey bun in the rear. And I'm in the mood for both several times over!"