"My wife said she was pretty excited to see the ole football team and especially Jerome (our star lineman) at our highschool reunion. I asked if Jerome was the one that thought she was a really bright student and guided him through a dark spot in his life. She looked really confused so I reminded her he called her his "Flashlight" when he signed her yearbook. She just laughed and said his handwriting wasn't that great and that all the very large football players jokingly called her their human "Fleshlight" because she was really tiny and they could just pick her up and use her like a fleshlight."
""Why are you calling in my husband to clean me up? I don't want him to see me like this." My wife's best friend replied "Oh Honey, I've heard you complain about how dissatisfied you are with your husbands little pecker. Clean up of your Boyfriends mess is what Teeny Weenie Hubby's do best!""
""Why are you calling for my husband to come in the room and lick me clean? I don't want him to see me like this." My wife's friend replied "Oh honey, you told me about your dissatisfaction with your hubby's tiny little pecker. Clean up is what Teeny Weenie Hubby's do best!""