"I used to have a recurring sex dream where Hayden was drunk after partying with Paris Hilton, and Paris's boyfriend was going down on happy and drunken little 15-year-old Hayden while Paris (also slightly drunk, but not as drunk as Hayden) played with herself while she watched. It was borderline disturbing because of Hayden being younger, but overall, a deeply arousing dream, including seeing Hayden's highly erect little jailbait clitty with the hood pulled back (the size and shape of a tic-tac mint, with a tiny, very distinct bell-shaped tip) and this slightly annoying 19-year-old dude flicking his tongue and his fingertips back and forth over top of it, eventually making Hayden lose bladder control and pee a little bit so it almost looked like she was squirting."