ABOUT ME ...
I've lived with me Granny all me life but she's dead now so I've rented a room in this big house, but the young guys who live here mack fun of me & call me a RETARD, but I just ignores them. I wanna move from here cos they throw mud at my MARKS N SPENCER Y FRONTS wen they is hangin on da washin line. I finks they is jealous of me. FYI, I is a virgin but I am hopin to find love soon. I wurks as a ROAD SWEEPER & I is VERY good at it too. I hav not got meny frends so I is hopin to mack sum on here.
I must confess that I missed a lotta skool wen I woz growin up cos I dus get confused wen I is tryin to learn new stuff. So thats why my readin & writins is not very good. My GRanny woz gonna teach me stuff but she never got round to it. But I am willin to do anyfing to mack new frends xx