"Oh krueger. Just got off the phone from Dacus. We had a phone wank together while looking at your exposed titters. His edge erupted before mine while reminiscing about when you used to walk across the office in your inappropriately tight skirt. Then he made another mess watching my tribute to your close up areola. They’ve all seen your bits sweetie."
"Pick a(er) ring lads. I bagsy the shit hole. Mouth has been reserved for my dad but the cunt is still up for grabs. This slut likes to think she’s important. Dreams about saving the planet by telling me off for driving my monster truck. She’ll be happy for me to drive my monster cock into her anus though. Perhaps she could expose her bush and flaps in India and China where more applicable for the cause? No? Okay. Bless your sweetheart."
"Well Jack she was born in a field of pasta (or baster if you talk with her accent). She presents her ass to dolphins in the hope they’ll impregnate her. Which is unlikely given her doughy body and depressing titters that even a fish wouldn’t entertain. I’ll keep wanking over her though. Just because I can…."
"I could fill an olympic swimmingPOOLE with the amount of cum I’ve ejaculated over the years to her fat ass. She loves bragging about exposing her titters to the media. Silly slut. People she knows well…friends, colleagues, hey even family… will forever masturbate over her fat ass, cunt and titters."
"Karen taught me to play violin. Never thought I’d ever see her tits. I do remember she used to occasionally pinch her nipple when I played a high note. Very odd. Anyway now I enjoy masturbating over her nude pics. Warmest wishes Karen."