"Grandma loves wearing one-piece swimsuits around the house because she thinks it'll help air out her stinky ass. I absolutely love seeing her in those tight swimsuits, but she's wrong about the air out part because it seems like the swimsuits only trap the smell in and make it worse. I never tell her that, though, because while she's distracted, I got all of this time to sniff up her booty stink through the swimsuit!"
"The moment I saw her at the community pool, I knew I had to ask her out. I have a thing for big fat asses in one-piece swimsuit, and her fatass was perfect in that swimsuit. Even better was that she was nice and agreed to go somewhere private. The smell of her butt didn't hit me until we entered to old locker room, and woo-wee, her booty reeked! She said it was because she pooped a lot and that she wasn't a good wiper admittedly. I told her not to worry, but keep the swimsuit, because I was going to worship that dirty butthole as much as I could..."
"*BRAP!* Oh, baby! Mommy let out a stinky one! Go ahead, sniff up that fart through my swimsuit. You're being a very good boy sniffing up mommy's farts while we're at the beach. Keep it up, and when we get back to the beach house, mommy will let you eat her poo-poo! *BRAP!* Oh, there goes another one!"