""I'll be honest, when I first saw Holland on "Two and a Half Men" my cooter got so wet, I didn't care that bitch was 80 years old. I must have frigged myself all g'damn day. That's when I knew I had to meet her" !!!"
""People can be so cruel. They ask me how I can be dating an 80 year old ? I've had several people just come out and ask if her old pussy is dry as a desert" ??"
""No more "Hit Girl" nonsense or joking that my breasts are too small to ever be "Tit Girl" fuck that. As an unapologetic dyke, I'm now just plain old "Clit Girl" !!!!"
""It's fucking sad Stephen, Hollywood is so fucked up. I was sexually ass-aulted twice while filming the movie "Hard Candy" when I was still in High School. It happened off-set by two crew members, one guy and one girl in separate incidents. I've struggled to deal with these heinous crimes because instead of being repulsed during the attacks, I came so hard that I pissed myself both times" !!!"