Everything I ever told you people is a lie, including this

Long story short - Alex and Me were reported to the police for having incest sex, they said the prove was my little girl but DNA can't lie, Alex is not Lilly's father, police made the evil people go away and in fact they lost there job over it, and now live somewere far away

I know I can be a little bit naughty at times but there are some right wierdos on here x

I might go for a tattoo... what do u think?