I have a pretty funny anecdote about my girlfriend at the moment.
A few weeks ago, we went into a sex shop in my area, just to have a laugh (but we also made some purchases ^^).
At one point, she showed me a monstrous sex toy (a bit like the ones I show in my insert galleries) and said: "Will you buy it for me? I'll finally feel like I can feel something when we fuck" and I naturally replied, "If you hadn't spent the last 5 years putting huge things up your ass, you would still feel something"...
The cashier was dying of laughter