"She thought my suggestion to go with her to get vodka off the fat old perv on the council estate was kinda cute, saving her from the taste of his foul old cock."
"She didn't understand why I wanted to go with her to meet the fat old perv she gets her vodka off at first, then realised that she wouldn't be needing to suck his nasty old cock this time"
"would love chavs as NHS employees, chavs in the supermarket with chavvy foods , also chqvs eating their shopping as they shop, chavs at the boot fair, chavs and cars (crappy and. / or modded), chavs doing the ironing or washing up, chavs with the tv remote, chavs at the barbeque, chavs on their birthdays, chavs in costumes, chavs in the passenger seat - awesome work. I am obsessed!"