"Life do sometimes take unexpected turns. But when one door closes, no matter how sad it may seem, another opens. It's indeed time for him to step up and do the right thing by his mother."
"Well, he might in fact be in need of some care. Love sick, suffering from a painful erection and severe testicular over-pressure. Serious matters that must be tended to. Dad needs to stop being so jealous and selfish. Having a healthy and happy son ought to be his main priority."
"As it turned out, two years of community college was a small price to pay for getting to avail myself of my gorgeous little sister's super-tight body at least twice a day!"