"Everybody would do something different if they had 1 trip in a time machine. I'd go back and find the sicko who told people that girls had to cover thier tits in public and I would beat his mother fucking head into the ground."
"Queen Elizabeth definitely had a dildo on the throne. She was like "Yo, by dad was a fat asshole, my mom had her head chopped off and my sister was a psychotic shitty festering bitch. I'm allowed to do whatever I want.""
"Yes. You know who disrespects sluts? Jealous normy bitches and dudes who can't get a slut into bed. Because you've never had sex until you've been with a nympho stripper, trust me."
"Logging into the conference call her accounting department scheduled for this afternoon. Her boss doesn't start until he and the other dudes have had a chance to wank."
"She wears this kind of outfit to the office. They allow it because she has a note from her psychiatrist that says she's an uncurable despicable slut."