"Sometimes I get slapped, sometimes I get laid. I saw this sexy lady later that evening, alone at the bar. I walked up behind her and whispered in her ear, "Red toenail polish makes my dick hard". She whispered back "Having my toes sucked gets my pussy wet". I got laid good that night."
"The glasses, the notepad, the clutch bag full of condoms…….she is making an assessment of each cock she is taking tonight for her local newspaper column called “cocks of the townâ€"