"The young lad from next door knew I was gay so I couldn't believe it when he came to my door wearing his sisters dress and underwear and asked me if I wanted him."
"Home alone at long last, the wife and kids have gone away for a long weekend. Knock, knock, David I know your in there open up or I'll have to use the key under the mat. Hello David, I can explain, you don't have to I already know, you do? yes your wife told me, but she doesn't know?"