"Hay hubby, have you seen my peach pan-t-i-es, what exactly are you doing with my panties? I thought we had an agreement, you could only masturbate with my used ones. The ones I have worn when I see my lovers and they are full of my juices and my lovers cum."
"I had forgotten to lock my husbands penis up after his supervised masturbation last night and he had creeped into the bathroom this morning and started masturbating while I was in the shower naked, he saw me naked. I shouted at him to get out, that's it he is in so much trouble."
"At work they have introduced a new stress relief line, one for women and one for men. I phoned it and a woman answered and I told her she sounded nice, I asked what she was wearing, I told her what I would like to do to her, I told her I was imaging her taking her clothes off and that's then I cum. She then thanked me for call and said she was happy she could help."
"My auntie caught me masturbating again and came into the room and sat on the bed and told me I masturbated to much. She sat and watched me stroking my big hard penis and told me it was wrong, it would make me go blind, I would grow hair on the palm of my hand. I kept stroking while looking at her big tits, wishing I could slide my cock between them and fuck them. Then I exploded while she watched."
"I was shock how tiny my son's penis was for his age. I must take the poor boy to the penis enlargement clinic in the morning. And I am always finding spunk on my worn knickers, his bedsheets and his towel, so maybe I should take him to the chronic masturbation clinic as well."