"Your home early darling, how did your date go, not as good as yours by the looks of it daddy. I don't really want to talk about it but if you let me give you a hand to finish off I might. Ok darling here sit down and take hold of it, you know, I love it when you give me a hand doing this, yes I like it to daddy."
"You know it's been 3 years since I last let you have sex with me, you've been pussy free for 3 years, only hand pussy for you for 3 years. You know I said we could have sex next week on our anniversary, well I've changed my mind, maybe at Christmas, would you like that, sex at Christmas, oh fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming."
"Advice required, I caught my husband sniffing our daughters worn knickers, I think she may have had sex and he masturbating, he doesn't know I saw him, what should I do."
"What, I caught you masturbating and your not even going to stop? nope, you've caught me now, you've seen what I'm doing so no point in stopping now is there. Oh ok so I'll just stand here and watch then shell I? suit yourself"
"Oh my god David, that's private, what are you doing looking at that. I'm sorry auntie I didn't know you were a lesbian, I'm not it was a one off. Not only are you looking at it, your masturbating to, oh my god, did you just cum?"
"Hay Bro, what the fuck, you started watching it without me. Yeah and that spy cam has caught your boyfriend really giving it to your bestie, you should see the way they are going at it, come take a look."