"My wife had wanted to tick off her bucket list "get fucked on a train" so she put her stockings and short skirt on and told me to "pick me up 2 stops down the track darling""
"I pay these little schoolgirls to come into my house after school and let me lookup their skirts at their knickers. I wank myself off and then give them their money. I will look at their knickers again tomorrow"
"It must be hard for an old man like you who cannot get a full erection for real sex anymore. But you have started to look up young schoolgirls’ skirts and get excited by their knickers. So you can wank yourself off that way."