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Commented 18 May, 2024
"My ex-wife fucked me ferociously like this one morning before work. About an hour later, sitting in freeway traffic during my commute, I shit my pants. All I remember was a throbbing sensation as I drove, then a sudden cramp and strong pain, and then I completely soiled my pants. Lost control of my bladder, too. Needless to say, I turned around and went back home. My wife was shocked and suggested she hose me off in the backyard. When II dropped my pants, my underwear was filled with bloody shit stew. Then as she was hosing me off, there was a "second wave" of the hershey squirts and more blood. She was laughing and concerned at the same time. Finally, after like 45 minutes of hosing and scrubbing, I was clean out there. Came in and took a shower after throwing away the pants and BVDs. My wife called me in sick and we went to the hospital. Torn rectum. The hard part was explaining to the Doctor how it happened. He was helpful but scolded us, too. My wife said something like "what we do in the bedroom is none of your business". She meant it. I was given a rectal cream and special diet instructions for three weeks! For about a week, when I vacated my bowels, it felt like they were being shredded with hot scissors. I also had to increase my iron intake due to loss of blood. That constipated me to where when I did go, it was molten boulders. I would pound my hand on the bathroom sink. My wife felt bad and threw away the strap-on when she realized we could not do this again. Instead, we went the swinger route an eventually met a guy who could gradually butt fuck me while our wives masturbated and it worked out for a couple years. Now I take I take it up the ass from her from time to time even though we are splitsville and she masturbates laying on the bed while I suck her beautiful feet and tell her about guys who have fucked me (maybe 12-15 so far). She cums every time. She likes to call me "faggot" and "foot pussy" when I cum. Crazy woman, straight and kinky to the max, she is a fag hag and loves gay porn. She wants me to shit my pants for her again sometime without the sex. Just shit them full while she jacks off. I am thinking maybe so."
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Commented 21 Feb, 2024
"Oh yes, i used to jerk off to all 3 of them a lot, and that's how i imagined them! ;)"
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Beverly, your son is a good fucker. Not as good as Data. But your son turns me on by calling me mommy while fucking"
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Wes. honey...Tasha wants to try a young boy like you."
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Data, report to the bridge now, we need your skills at fucking endlessly...Tasha gives rave reviews"
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Now Wes, you think you got enough love spunk and stamina for the both of us?"
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Wesley, cum to my quarters at once...i want your opinion on the cockpussy drive that you have."
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Deanna, Wesley has been fucking me since he started to get hard and cum He tells me he wants to fuck you too. Oh BTW Wesley is trying to get me knocked up and he wants to get you pregnant too. So...lets call him here and start the fun."
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Commented 16 Jan, 2024
"Wesley, from a mommy medical view...you need to fuck me more often...and if you want we get Deanna to join. Your dick gets really hard and jerks in me when I mention her name."
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Commented 1 Dec, 2023
"HFW you pull out the haunted candle."
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