"This one guy isn’t even my stroke buddy, but I saw his cock in the gym and now I think about it a lot! I picture him at home, stroking it all alone and I think what a waste!"
"“Look at those two… all naked together, moaning and jerking off to pictures of hot girls. They’re sitting so close, their thighs are rubbing together. Look at those breathless smiles they’re giving each other! Hahahahaha… but No! They’re totally straight!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! “"