"Dunno if its real but that'll surely hurt. We need a few warrior types to take that up their arses. Most wimps can't take that. It will not only hurt but could kill them. What about women? I mean our wives?"
"I like this one but how is that gonna get down my throat? Unless it cums and deflates some. Or if she pisses down my gullet further lubricating it, then she grabs my head with both hands and pushes forward."