"Only Boris got to fuck her back-ways .........she couldn,t trust him not to spunk up her cunt .......he,s already lost count of the number of sprogs he,s sired ..."
"Jon is a comedian who loves it when attractive women wet themselves and want to bring him off for making them laugh ....Lucy, his very bright , fuckable wife has decided to accept it and go tit for tat ....When ever he wets another fans cunt with his spunk , Lucy takes a well hung black lover for a torrid bare back fuck . She is a risk taker and is risking her marriage to save it ...It,s a T V show ...what do you think ?"
"Don,t be a cunt Lucy....How the fuck could I have spunked in your best friends mouth while sat at this pub table ? .......Because it,s a T V show Jon and that had better not be your real spunk that she is lapping up like a fucking Cheshire cat ...and put your fucking cock away ...After 10 long years of marriage I know what your cock looks like when it,s just spunked ...and that limp dick has just spunked !"