"I'd fuck her like she was that married woman in your Jr. college night class who sits next to you all quarter. The older, adult, returning student you've been obsessed with. Who then invites you to study for the mid-term at her house at 10 pm on a Friday while her husband is gone?"
"I'd hook up with her at the end of an out-of-control, drunken, block party, like she was that married neighbor's wife I'd always wanted to bend over."
"I'd hook up with her at the end of a drunken, out-of-control block party, like she was that married neighbor's wife I've always been eager to bend over."
"I'd hook up with her at some out-of-control block party with drunk neighbors, or maybe a holiday get-together, pouncing on a lonely, single mother or divorcee who drank champagne."