"Honey, I still think it was a good idea to tell the Impregnation Center than we wanted to combine attempts at conception with community support to help those in need. The prison visits were good and focusing just on lifers and those on death row meant anonymity. You'll remember, some were pretty brutal and scary. But it was worth it. However, look, I think our baby is trying to break out and go on the run."
"She didn't realise how much her husband enjoyed her visiting the Impregnation Center twice weekly until one of the impregnators struck gold. Indeed, he thought that marked the end of her bareback sex with other men. However, when he confessed to missing the occasions, his wife admitted she felt the same. The moody photo he took of her brought plenty of responses on the pregnancy sex dating site, so all was not lost."
"The Center needed promotional material and freelance inseminator Joseph suggested a picture of some of his successful clients. Emails were sent and 11 showed up for the photoshoot. They were rewarded with non-alcoholic wine, a buffet lunch and all went home to their husbands to say they enjoyed seeing Joseph again and having him inside them again."
"Oh hi, Jim. I didn't know you'd be here today. Fancy reliving the moment you knocked me up? My husband will so pleased I saw you, and will be even more pleased when I tell him we reunited."